Friday 17 April 2015

Tips for Reading Foreign Languages


So, you're studying a foreign language and you find yourself facing a rather daunting text.  What do you do?


You could run away screaming, but you may not get that luxury if you're a student or using the text in a work assignment.

Or you could just be punishing yourself to further your vocabulary or comprehension skills.  Oooooor you could be suffering through notoriously difficult classical literature because you happened to see it at a second hand bookstore for an ABSOLUTE STEAL that it would have been criminal to pass up; the only drawback being that now you actually have to read the bugger.

So...this is me...here I am on book 1, page 22 of Marcel Proust's 7 book series A La Recherche Du Temps Perdu.  And here's how I'm tackling this monster...
Tip #1 : Put down the dictionary

It will only distract you as the temptation to open it every 5 words will be too great.  Factor in 10-line sentences peppered with commas and you'll quickly find yourself losing track of the meaning of the whole, for the sake of the meaning of just one word.  9 times out of 10 it will only be an incredibly obscure, archaic, mostly useless word anyway and you will get frustrated chasing after these red herrings.  

Reading through without a dictionary will also train you to read around the words you don't know and figure out the wider meaning through context - a very important skill.  Vocabulary is important too, though.  Note down new words as you go along and come back to them later; keeping track of the page number just in case you should need to come back to the context.

Tip #2: Take regular breaks

Trying to speed read foreign texts will get you nowhere.  You'll quickly find yourself zoning out and realise that instead of taking in anything at all from the text you have been day-dreaming about what you're going to have for dinner, or silently congratulating yourself on the progress that you are not making.  Regular breaks whenever you feel your mind wandering will keep you focused.

Tip #3: Treat yourself

Reading that early 20th Century 400-page classic French literature is not a chore, it's an opportunity for some "me" time.  Treat yourself to a bite to eat or a coffee in that new café that's opened up nearby or, if the weather's nice, head to your nearest beer garden for a crafty cocktail in the sun.  Just today I took my Proust with me to watch the FA cup semi-final and enjoy a milkshake and freshly-baked pretzels at Coast to Coast in Birmingham.  Granted I didn't get too much reading done during the football, but reading was a great way to look like less of a sad, lonely type during half-time!
Tip #4: Engage

No matter how stupid, boring or meandering the text you need to constantly challenge yourself that you are understanding what you are reading.  At logical breaks in the text ask yourself quick questions about what it happening, take brief notes about important plot points or character traits that you can come back to later.  Try as much as you can to place yourself in the scene, and keep it light.  Writing irreverent or amusing notes can really cement a story and characters in your head and will make it easier to follow their progress going forward.  As a suitable sign off, here is what I believe I have learnt from pages 14 - 22 of Du côté de chez Swann:
  • Plot - What has happened? ABSOLUTELY NOTHING!!!
  • There are too many characters.  None of them have names except for M. Swann.  Let me get out my family tree...this is War & Peace all over again!
  • Character - M. Swann - consequential character of no apparent personality.  He has a wife and a dead father.  He is protagonist's neighbour.  He seems to be a social pariah of sorts and figure of derision.
  • Character - the great aunt - stubborn cow who contradicts popular opinion for no good reason.  Not a fan of M. Swann on account of his lack of breeding/class - snob!
  • Character - the grandmother - opposite of great aunt.  A bit too fluffy.  Seems to like everyone.
  • Character - the protagonist - whiny bitch who doesn't like M. Swann (or any other visitors for that matter), as whenever they have company at home he is made to go to bed slightly early and without that (slightly too) cherished kiss from Mummy.  He does usually still get a kiss, but he seems to prefer to be undressed, alone with Mummy, and in bed for this, rather than fully dressed and in company.  Definite Oedipal complex in the making!
Language learning can be tough and unforgiving - you've got to search for your own rewards, so whatever you're doing be creative and have fun!

Sunday 5 April 2015

Birmingham, UK - Tips for Tourists

THE CRAVEN ARMS
Upper Gough Street | B1 1JG | www.blackcountryales.co.uk
nearby: The Mailbox, Birmingham New Street

If you consider yourself a bit of a real ale connoisseur then The Craven Arms is definitely worth a visit - a small, cosy, authentic establishment tucked away behind the Mailbox with a wide selection of beers, local and imported, on tap and bottled. Their selection changes frequently and the staff are always friendly and happy to advise you based on your taste. I've seen Kölsch from Germany, craft beers from Belgium, unusual IPAs and locally brewed ales of varying kinds. Always plenty to choose from...and you'll still be able to find a convential lager too!

You can expect to pay a little more for your pint (or bottle) but you'll always get a great quality product and reliable service - the staff really know their stuff!


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SEATTLE CENTER

As names go, Seattle Center could be seen as a tad misleading as it is not actually central to Seattle. It is, however, the city's main cultural hub where many iconic landmarks and points of interest are located and is an essential stop-off point on any tourist's trip to Seattle. Located in the peaceful yet vibrant district of Lower Queen Anne, Seattle Center is spacious, verdant and vital. It's a great area to stop and take a quiet moment, take photos, or dive right in to the many events that the Center hosts. The Cener houses so many attractions and entertainments that it would probably not be possible to visit all within a week, so I will stick with what I know.  For a full picture do take a look at the Center's official website:


(EMP Museum)

As many of Seattle's major attractions are located in Seattle Center it is worth taking this opportunity to mention the City Pass tickets, whereby you can pay a sum upfront to secure entry to many of Seattle's top attractions at discounted price. The City Pass is definitely a worthwhile investment but it does have its limitations which I will mention later. We opted for the basic pass and took in the Space Needle, EMP Museum, Pacific Science Centre and Aquarium (Downtown Seattle), but if you are planning a trip to Seattle check out the other options available on their website:


Space Needle

The Space Needle, constructed for the 1962 World's Fair, is a strange attraction in that it doesn't really serve a great deal of purpose or function, and yet it is the single most famous landmark in Seattle. Although I was already familiar with its iconic appearance from sitcom Frasier's famous skyline credits, the Space Needle in reality is a spectacularly striking structure, and I could probably fill a lengthy blog post with endless photos and perspectives of it.
What the Space Needle does have, is a 360 degree observation deck, swanky restaurant and expansive gift shop. Your City Pass will grant you entry to the observation deck twice within 24 hours...so we naturally opted for the morning and evening views.

EMP Museum


Categorically the best museum I have ever visited! It catalogues an impressive array of cultural memorabilia from music, television and film that simply cannot be missed. A towering tornado-like display of guitars used by Kurt Kobain, Jimi Hendrix and others, and an impressive collection of Science Fiction memorabilia and props form part of their standard display and their special exhibitions are fascinating and lovingly put together by people who really care. When we visited we were treated to a John Landis supported celebration of horror films through the ages. Some of the specially comissioned videos were wonderful, the visual aspects of the exhibition were diverse and there were some pretty special items on display.
The EMP Museum also has the best gift shop you will ever come across. Expect sci-fi themed novelty kitchen tools, t-shirts galore, themed jewellery, tech gadgets, and more. Truly this is nerdvana!

Pacific Science Centre

Our City Pass got us entry to the Pacific Science Centre but it was probably, for us, the weaker attraction on the roster as the general exhibits are quite limited and there is an excess entrance fee to pay for special exhibits, planetarium shows or IMAX cinema tickets, which are often the more interesting options. There are some very meticulous model reconstructions on display here though – notably the dinosaurs – and the butterfly house is breathtaking.

Other Attractions/Events
Misconception #3: American's don't know good beer (like Europeans do)

Seattle Center is always hosting cultural events and they have a detailed and busy timetable showing what is on offer so it's always worth taking a look at their website before planning your visit. During our stay we were lucky enough to attend Seattle's annual Beerfest (www.seattlebeerfest.com), celebration of local and imported craft beers (something that Seattle is known for). The range of beverages available was diverse and the literature provided was informative – I actually learned a lot about the kinds of beer that I enjoy. On top of that there was live music and a range of cuisines available to try. The atmosphere was relaxed and friendly, beer tokens went further than we'd thought they would, there were...kittens...courtesy of a local cat shelter. All in the shadow of the space needle on a scorching summer day. Heaven.
Another favourite of mine was the International Fountain – another World's Fair attraction that has been restored into a visually entertaining water-jet show complete with musical backing that ties in to the centre's weekly theme. We got The Beatles. The International Fountain is family friendly and on a sunny day you'll see a lot of young kids running around under the jets. It really does put a smile on the face and the vicinity is a great one for resting after taking in one of Seattle Center's museums.
Misconception #4: America has no concern for the environment

The International Fountain is just one manifestation of Seattle's commitment to the environment - all of the water is recycled.  The same goes for public toilets city-wide, which have two different settings for flushing your #1 or #2 as a means of saving water.  The city also boasts an excellent public transport system to encourage citizens to abandon their cars.

...and speaking of public transport, the Seattle Center is home to Seattle Monorail, where you can get cheap, fast access to Seattle's Westlake Center – the heart of the city in terms of shopping and public transport links.
Fremont – coming soon
Belltown – coming soon
Downtown Seattle – coming soon
Pioneer Square – coming soon

Wednesday 1 April 2015

German Soap Update: Alles Was Zählt

When I decided to dedicate this week to blogging where else was I going to start than with an update on my favourite guilty pleasure!


I am glad to report that since my last post no cast members have been killed off, though Ingo has not been doing too well so I fear that there may not be long left for him!  This is what you've missed in the past week or so:


Sugar Daddy
Christoph's a confused bunny right now.  Having surprised (überrascht) young-enough-to-be-his-daughter Vanessa to some extra-marital Titanic car sex whilst waiting for the German AA (der Pannendienst) he goes AWOL (haut ab).  Then, suddenly, he is back again (wieder da) to say he is sorry (es tut ihm Leid) declare how he has fallen in love (verliebt) and tell Vanessa how much he has missed (vermisst) her before rejecting her - again - and deciding to stay with his more age-appropriate wife (Frau) Sylvie who he does not want to leave (verlassen) or cheat on (betrügen).  He then proceeds to get mighty drunk (betrunken) and reminisce about bathrooms covered with blood...always a good combination.  I do believe that there might be a self-harm story line waiting in the wings here.

The Trap
(Erik and Richard before the fall...)

incarcerated Maximilian is still trying to prove (nachweisen) his innocence to half-sister Jenny by implicating her father, Richard as the culprit (der Täter) in the death (der Tod) of her husband Erik.  The plan is to write (schreiben) a letter (ein Brief) intended for Jenny from Maximilian and leave it in Richard's view "accidentally".  Upon reading (das Lesen) the letter Richard should destroy (vernichte, zerstöre) it if guilty (schuldig), but hand to her if innocent.  Not exactly fool-proof logic!  The letter does speak the truth (die Wahrheit), but the ruse does not work, and Maximilian is not set free (freigesprochen) - getting instead a prison sentence (die Gefängnisstrafe, die Haftstrafe) of at least 5 years (mindestens fünf Jahre).  He tries his best, though, to appeal to his mother Simone's conscience with a timely (rechtzeitig) - and risky - suicide attempt (der Suizidversuch) fuelled by sleeping pills (die Schlaftablette)

Jenny does find out the truth about her husband's death after the trial though - via the age-old foil of baby monitor!

The Bucket List

Unsurprisingly our crack-pot (bescheuert) comic relief comes once again from Bea an Ingo.  Bea decides that it would be a great idea to grant terminally ill Ingo a wish (der Wunsch) from his Bucket List - an hour with a call girl of the prostitute-y persuasion (die Prostituierte, die Nutte).  She then struggles with the idea of her man cheating(das Fremdgehen) on her an decides that this hurts her feelings (die Gefuhlen) a little too much and rushes home to find that...Ingo has decided against enjoying (das Genießen) this treat and has sent the call girl packing.

...What?!
Ridiculous story-line of the week, though, goes to Alexander who is sad about his dad going to prison and wonders if that makes him a bad person.  The short, responsible answer would be "yes", but mummy Lena and step-dad Marian instead tell young Alex that prison is basically a "naughty step" for adults, but with TV...like a hotel!  Alexander then goes to nursery and punches one of the kids because he wants to go to prison like Daddy....hero!