Tuesday 19 July 2016

A Wedding, Drugs, and some Contrived Coupling - Alles Was Zählt

The theme of the moment is couples, so let's take a look at four relationships....none of which have been thrown together suddenly to create a running theme for the show....

...actually I strongly suspect that some have been.

Vanessa & Christoph

We'll start off with the strongest couple.  Christoph and a now-pregnant Vanessa are finally married.  They've been through the soap-mill these two: abduction, ex-wife suicide, family intrigue.  They remain, for me, one of the most sympathetic soap-couples to ever be born from an extra-marital affair.
photo: rtl.de

They get married in secret at a festival, exasperated at the glitz and glamour that Vanessa's wealthy parents want to throw at their big day.  The festival gets called off by extreme weather, but the wedding still goes ahead - conducted by Vanessa's father Richard in their festival tent.

Once she gets over her hurt at not being invited, Vanessa's mother Simone throws money at the after-party instead - booking the festival headliners to perform (real life Metal band Ewing Oil).
photo: rtl.de

Nothing funny to see here.  This was actually quite sweet.

Vocabulary

das Festival absagen - to cancel the festival

die Sonnenmilch - suntan lotion
die Sonne - sun
die Milch - milk

wasserfest - watertight
das Wasser - water
fest - firm, tight, fixed

das Unwetter - storm
das Wetter - weather

das Zelt - tent
die Zelte - tents

das Gewitter - thunderstorm

Marie & Leo
photo: rtl.de

Leo (above) is the kind of scumbag that cheats on a girl (Marie, below) with her worst enemy and then gets her accidentally involved in a drugs bust.

An unfortunately-worded text message is what lands Marie in trouble when her concurrent in love and on the ice (Michelle) hears of Leo's dealing and reports it to the police.  Seemingly Michelle's not at all bitter that her relationship with Leo is only casual or that he's only selling drugs to make the money to bugger off to America as quickly as possible.

Marie's arrest comes at a particularly bad time though - just hours before she's due to audition for a place at a prestigious Academy.
photo: rtl.de

Vocabulary

die Polizei - the police

die Bullen - the cops

heimlich - secretly

Drogen verticken - to sell drugs
verticken - to sell, to flog

das Zeug - stuff (slang here for drugs)

Carmen & Ben

OK *deep breath*...Carmen's sister is married to Ben's Dad, Richard.  Carmen has been struggling with her feelings for Richard for some time, and has confided in Ben on this matter.

One one occasion Carmen has blurted out that she has had a one-night stand with Ben; an un-truth that becomes reality (and then some) when she cuts her hand on a knife and ends up falling into bed with him...after a trip to the hospital and some stitches of course!
photo: rtl.de

Vocabulary

das Krankenhaus - hospital

Hilfe! - help!

der Retter - rescuer, saver, saviour

eine heiße Nacht - a hot (steamy) night

eine Bombe - bomb (weapon), bombshell (person)

Deniz & Jenny
photo: rtl.de

Our most contrived couple of the moment - which is weird given the Ben & Carmen thing...

Deniz and Jenny have a long history of hating one another, but now they're having to work together to try to win the Young Manager Awards.

Jenny's lonely because her last two husbands didn't pan out so well - one died on their wedding day and the other she recently got banged up for his part in a family intrigue to which she was actually complicit.
photo: rtl.de

There's arguing, there's crying, there's self-pity and there are some very uncomfortable compliments whilst Jenny wrestles with her feelings for Deniz....the feelings that have come from NOWHERE!  The culmination of all this being the *ahem* steamy kiss above.

Vocabulary

ehrgeizig - ambitious

zuverlässig - reliable

egoistisch - selfish

über Leichen gehen - to sell one's own grandmother
über - over
die Leichen - corpses, bodies
gehen - to go

der Kämpfer - fighter (male/neutral)
die Kämpferin - fighter (female)

Monday 11 July 2016

UK Travel: Bristol - Milk Thistle

Address: secret | Website
Milk Thistle is a speakeasy with a twist.

It is a speakeasy in the sense that it serves traditional prohibition-era cocktails in a discreet locale.  The twist comes in the presentation.

We genuinely struggled to locate this venue.  Granted, we could have gone straight to Trip Advisor for the address, but we preferred - in the first instance at least - to put on our detective hats and try locate it using the information proffered on their website, which is sparse.

We enjoyed the adventure of it, but yielded in the end when it became clear that we may end up being too late and miss our reservation.
photo from Milk Thistle Website

From the outside, The Milk Thistle is quite unremarkable, distinguishable only by a small thistle etched into the glass above the door.  There is no door handle, so you have to ring the bell to be granted entry.

Inside, the speakeasy authenticity ends somewhat.  The lounge area is small and decorated like a gentleman's club, and yet there are artefacts that are so incongruous that the speakeasy illusion is reduced to a gimmick.  In essence, expect to see "hipster aesthetic": paintings of dapper animals in top hat and tails alongside taxidermy and teacups.

Decor aside, the interior does retain an air of the clandestine.  We were a little peeved on our first visit, as we were perched at the bar despite having made a reservation and the lounge space being mostly empty.  A subsequent visit was much cosier though, and even sitting at the bar has its perks: observing the bar staff is a treat!  They really know how to mix!  
photo from Milk Thistle Website

I even challenged them with my cocktail litmus test: the Manhattan - a cocktail that, even for one who enjoys the harder stuff, can be very difficult to enjoy if not made right.  The Milk Thistle's Manhattan was the most drinkable I've sampled to date, and their Blood and Stone is exquisite.

The Milk Thistle has enough quality and novelty to merit a visit (and even a repeat-visit), but I'm afraid it's still doesn't hold a candle to my favourite cocktail bar in Bristol - The Doghouse.